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Dear Parents, Thank you for giving me a weird name. Sincerely, The child who doesn't have a customized key chain.
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It strolls through getting to know us one at a time.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?
Being Mommy means never being lonely in the bathroom.
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my husband to go swimming.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
It's incredibly easy to balance work & family when you don't care about either one.
I’m somewhat of a bullshitter myself, but occasionally, I like to listen to a real pro. Please carry on.
We bought you Crocs to protect your virginity son.
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