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Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
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Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
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