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Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
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