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She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just "liked" my status. We're good.
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
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