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Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
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