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The next person that tells me I have Anger Issues is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
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I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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