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I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
Santa, I want the ability to punch people in the face over internet.
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