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All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
Santa, I want the ability to punch people in the face over internet.
We wish you a bloated Christmas and shit-faced New Year.
...and the cup for Mommy so she won't have to drink straight from her wine bottle.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
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