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Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
Santa, I want the ability to punch people in the face over internet.
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) I want my Flappy
All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
We wish you a bloated Christmas and shit-faced New Year.
I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
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