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All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
...and the cup for Mommy so she won't have to drink straight from her wine bottle.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
I hope you like this present better than I did when I received it.
Santa, I want the ability to punch people in the face over internet.
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
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