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...and the cup for Mommy so she won't have to drink straight from her wine bottle.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) I want my Flappy
I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
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