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I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
Your gift will be arriving late or never.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
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All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
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