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Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
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