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I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
I hope you like this present better than I did when I received it.
Your gift will be arriving late or never.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Merry Christmas to someone who is smart, sexy, friendly and reminds me a lot of myself!
I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
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