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We wish you a bloated Christmas and shit-faced New Year.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery.... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the Dollar Tree
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me the latest swimming gear.
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
Merry Christmas to someone who is smart, sexy, friendly and reminds me a lot of myself!
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
Your gift will be arriving late or never.
Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
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