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All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
You say Merry Christmas... I say pass the vodka.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me the latest swimming gear.
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do aren’t th...
...and the cup for Mommy so she won't have to drink straight from her wine bottle.
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery.... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the Dollar Tree
Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
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