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 I'm a shopaholic on the road to
recovery....
Just kidding. I'm
actually on the road
to the Dollar Tree
					I'm a shopaholic on the road to
recovery....
Just kidding. I'm
actually on the road
to the Dollar Tree  We wish you a bloated Christmas
and shit-faced
New Year.
					We wish you a bloated Christmas
and shit-faced
New Year.  You say Merry Christmas...
I say pass the vodka.
					You say Merry Christmas...
I say pass the vodka.  I'm pretty sure Santa
chooses Ho Ho
Hos before Bros.
					I'm pretty sure Santa
chooses Ho Ho
Hos before Bros.  Let's not get each other gifts
unless you already
got me one.
					Let's not get each other gifts
unless you already
got me one.  May your medications trick you
into believing you're
actually having a
Merry Christmas.
					May your medications trick you
into believing you're
actually having a
Merry Christmas.  I’m dreaming of a White 
Christmas. But if the 
white runs outs, 
I will drink the red.
					I’m dreaming of a White 
Christmas. But if the 
white runs outs, 
I will drink the red.  Dear Santa,
I'm writing you to let you know
that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat,
judgmental
bastard.
					Dear Santa,
I'm writing you to let you know
that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat,
judgmental
bastard.  I'm too fucking
drunk to remember
what you wanted.
					I'm too fucking
drunk to remember
what you wanted.  Santa has been reading your 
Facebook status… 
He’s going to 
send you a 
dictionary for 
Christmas.
					Santa has been reading your 
Facebook status… 
He’s going to 
send you a 
dictionary for 
Christmas.  
			 
			
		