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All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery.... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the Dollar Tree
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.
I hope you like this present better than I did when I received it.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me the latest swimming gear.
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I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
Santa, I want the ability to punch people in the face over internet.
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