1000s of Free eCards
4th of July
St. Patrick's Day
Thinking of you
Add To Favorites
Create your own card
[ New Image ]
Notify me when this card has been received
Send me a copy of this card
(copy code below for embedding this card anywhere on the web)
<a href="https://mensaycards.com/card/542" target="_blank"><img src="https://mensaycards.com/cards/542.png" width="398" height="273" /></a>
(copy link below and send it any way you like)
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do aren’t th...
Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
I saw your Tumblr pictures….. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Dear Santa, For Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t fuck it up like you did last year and the year before ...
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
It's October, so you know what that means....... Merry Christmas!
We wish you a bloated Christmas and shit-faced New Year.
I'm too fucking drunk to remember what you wanted.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
New Featured eCards