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I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just "liked" my status. We're good.
Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
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