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Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
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