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Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
The next person that tells me I have Anger Issues is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
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