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Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
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