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Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
Today is the: World Contraception Day
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
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