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Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
Happiness is finding half a bag of gummy bears in the bottom of your purse.
Big or small? Pedigreed or rescue? Enough! My dog is a part of my soul. That's all you need to know!
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
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