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Today is the: World Contraception Day
I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just "liked" my status. We're good.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
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