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If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
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