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Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
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