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I’m somewhat of a bullshitter myself, but occasionally, I like to listen to a real pro. Please carry on.
Dear Parents, Thank you for giving me a weird name. Sincerely, The child who doesn't have a customized key chain.
I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking.
Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?
Being Mommy means never being lonely in the bathroom.
I will break both my arms to succeed in carrying all the groceries into the house in one trip. That's what a real woman does.
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my husband to go swimming.
Friends are God’s way of apologizing for family.
My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
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