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Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now it's just a cake, and I'm drunk.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.
It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
The best way to remember your 30th birthday, is not at all. Have fun.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a liquor store is.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.
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