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 It's scientifically proven that
people who have more birthdays
live longer.
					It's scientifically proven that
people who have more birthdays
live longer.  I almost sent you a real
birthday card but
thankfully
my internet
connection
came back.
					I almost sent you a real
birthday card but
thankfully
my internet
connection
came back.  I was going to make you a rum
cake for your
birthday. But
now it's just a
cake, and I'm
drunk.
					I was going to make you a rum
cake for your
birthday. But
now it's just a
cake, and I'm
drunk.  Happy birthday to someone smart
gorgeous, funny & kinda reminds 
me of myself!! From one fabulous 
bitch to another!!
					Happy birthday to someone smart
gorgeous, funny & kinda reminds 
me of myself!! From one fabulous 
bitch to another!!  If you were Jesus, today
would be Christmas.
					If you were Jesus, today
would be Christmas.  Happy anniversary of your
escape from the
womb.
					Happy anniversary of your
escape from the
womb.  Happy Birthday to one of the few
people whose birthday I can
remember without a Facebook
reminder.
					Happy Birthday to one of the few
people whose birthday I can
remember without a Facebook
reminder.  Emelie 25! From a bunch of sexy 
bitches to another, 
Happy Birthday!
					Emelie 25! From a bunch of sexy 
bitches to another, 
Happy Birthday!  Have a good one, Gert!!
					Have a good one, Gert!!  Your birthday reminds me
of the old Chinese scholar:
Yung No Mo.
					Your birthday reminds me
of the old Chinese scholar:
Yung No Mo.  
			 
			
		