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I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now it's just a cake, and I'm drunk.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.
Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
Happy anniversary on escaping your mom's womb.
Happy Birthday Joe!
Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
Have a good one, Gert!!
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