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Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb.
I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now it's just a cake, and I'm drunk.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
Happy anniversary on escaping your mom's womb.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a liquor store is.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.
Happy birthday to someone smart gorgeous, funny & kinda reminds me of myself!! From one fabulous bitch to another!!
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
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