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Oh honey I see right through fake smiles and fake kindness. God didn't give me a sixth sense for nothing.
I'm always available to discuss your problems via text.
My condolences on losing your balls.
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without guns? (Recommended)
Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.
If you can not win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
Apparently God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. He must think I'm a bad-ass.
Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All.The.Time.
If you need to talk, I will pretend to listen.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the mall.
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