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My condolences on losing your balls.
Oh honey I see right through fake smiles and fake kindness. God didn't give me a sixth sense for nothing.
Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.
The best thing about you and me is me.
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without guns? (Recommended)
I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All.The.Time.
I'm always available to discuss your problems via text.
If you can not win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
Apparently God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. He must think I'm a bad-ass.
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