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God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on ...
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
Thanks for still wanting to have sex with me after seeing human beings emerge screaming for my vagina.
Happy birthday, Claudiu!
I'm sorry but there's no "clear history" button for your vagina.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the person is a complete idiot.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
Where should we drink lunch today?
I can't believe how much I am not sick of you.
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