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God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on ...
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
I can't believe how much I am not sick of you.
I hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow.
Let's celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.
Where should we drink lunch today?
It's pretty cool that we've been together for however long we've been together.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
I'm sorry but there's no "clear history" button for your vagina.
Thanks for still wanting to have sex with me after seeing human beings emerge screaming for my vagina.
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