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I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.
I can't believe how much I am not sick of you.
Thanks for still wanting to have sex with me after seeing human beings emerge screaming for my vagina.
Where should we drink lunch today?
I'm sorry but there's no "clear history" button for your vagina.
Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is.
Happy birthday, Claudiu!
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on ...
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