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Life is too short to date a douche bag.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
My life will never be the same without you. It will be much better.
Cheers to your breakup. It's about fucking time!
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
I used to think you took my breath away then i realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit!
I wish I could order Karma like pizza and have it delivered in 30 min or less.
I wont cry for you, my mascara's too expensive.
I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I'm busy enjoying my life, and I will be doing th...
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