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So then I told him, "Let's just be friends!"
I wrote all of your opinions on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
I used to think you took my breath away then i realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit!
Please text me back so I know when it's a good time to call you to break up.
that moment when you abandon the group prank call script and wing it... "IM FROM THE VA BCH DEPT OF DEA BUREAU.. WE'LL BE RAIDING YOU IN A HOU...
I think we need some time away from each other forever.
Life is too short to date a douche bag.
Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex?
Always remember... Karma has no deadline
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