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 Life is too short to date a douche
bag.
					Life is too short to date a douche
bag.  My life will never be the same
without you. It will
be much better.
					My life will never be the same
without you. It will
be much better.  I'm breaking up with my belly fat. 
Sorry, fat, you're just 
not looking good 
anymore.
					I'm breaking up with my belly fat. 
Sorry, fat, you're just 
not looking good 
anymore.  You don't like me? That's a
shame. I'll pencil in
some time to cry
about it later.
Right now, I'm
busy enjoying my
life, and I will be
doing th...
					You don't like me? That's a
shame. I'll pencil in
some time to cry
about it later.
Right now, I'm
busy enjoying my
life, and I will be
doing th...  Que risa me das.. Pensastes que 
eras el unico?Si el unico 
PENDEJO !!
					Que risa me das.. Pensastes que 
eras el unico?Si el unico 
PENDEJO !!  Anybody who’s said break ups 
are hard obviously hasn’t used 
shopping as a 
healing process.
					Anybody who’s said break ups 
are hard obviously hasn’t used 
shopping as a 
healing process.  Please text me back so I know
when it's a good time to call you
to break up.
					Please text me back so I know
when it's a good time to call you
to break up.  I think we need some time away
from each other forever.
					I think we need some time away
from each other forever.  It's not you, it's
my horrible
choice in men.
					It's not you, it's
my horrible
choice in men.  It's better to have loved and lost
than to live with a psycho for
the rest of your life.
					It's better to have loved and lost
than to live with a psycho for
the rest of your life.  
			 
			
		