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It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
I wrote all of your opinions on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
Sorry Dustin let's just be friends!
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.
I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
I would delete you off of my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.
Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex?
Life is too short to date a douche bag.
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