Life Is Too Short To Date A Douche Bag. eCard

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Please text me back so I know when it's a good time to call you to break up.
I wont cry for you, my mascara's too expensive.
I wish I could order Karma like pizza and have it delivered in 30 min or less.
I would delete you off of my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
Cheers to your breakup. It's about fucking time!
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.
I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
My life will never be the same without you. It will be much better.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
Anybody who’s said break ups are hard obviously hasn’t used shopping as a healing process.