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Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.
I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now it's just a cake, and I'm drunk.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a liquor store is.
Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb.
May you live long enough to shit yourself.
Because family is forever. Happy birthday, bro! :*
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