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May you live long enough to shit yourself.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a liquor store is.
It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
I was going to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now it's just a cake, and I'm drunk.
Happy birthday to someone smart gorgeous, funny & kinda reminds me of myself!! From one fabulous bitch to another!!
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Have a good one, Gert!!
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