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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
If swimming is such a great exercise, then why are whales so damn fat?
We are different, in essence, from other men. If you want to win something, run 100 meters. If you want to experience something, run a mara...
Most people don't realize this, but you can swim without telling Facebook about it.
You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming.
As if your swimming weren't embarrassing enough... Now you are going to ride a bike and run too? I really don't think this friendship is wor...
If I ever have to run for my life, I would probably die.
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass.
I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine.
I don't drink when I golf. I take my drinking very seriously. Don't need that golf to get in my way!
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