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Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex?
I wish I could order Karma like pizza and have it delivered in 30 min or less.
I would delete you off of my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
I wrote all of your opinions on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.
that moment when you abandon the group prank call script and wing it... "IM FROM THE VA BCH DEPT OF DEA BUREAU.. WE'LL BE RAIDING YOU IN A HOU...
I used to think you took my breath away then i realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit!
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.
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