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I used to think you took my breath away then i realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit!
I wrote all of your opinions on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
I'm breaking up with my belly fat. Sorry, fat, you're just not looking good anymore.
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.
I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
I think we need some time away from each other forever.
So then I told him, "Let's just be friends!"
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.
It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
I wish I could order Karma like pizza and have it delivered in 30 min or less.
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