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I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick.
Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.
My job doesn't even pay me enough to afford drinks that will help me forget how much I hate my job.
Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or sad. I just forgot to put eye makeup on this morning.
Sure Boss, I will add that to the pile of shit I ain't going to do today!
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
The sound of my co-worker eating is equivalent to gorillas giving birth to quintuplets
I'd prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices...with unlimited internet access, cupcakes and coffee.
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