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Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
Sure Boss, I will add that to the pile of shit I ain't going to do today!
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.
I'm so bored at work that I'm actually doing my job.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick.
That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.
I'm not convinced we've wasted enough time on this.
Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or sad. I just forgot to put eye makeup on this morning.
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