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The sound of my co-worker eating is equivalent to gorillas giving birth to quintuplets
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
My job doesn't even pay me enough to afford drinks that will help me forget how much I hate my job.
I'm not convinced we've wasted enough time on this.
Sure Boss, I will add that to the pile of shit I ain't going to do today!
I'm so bored at work that I'm actually doing my job.
I’m exhausted after a long day of not giving a fuck.
I'm too busy to tell people how busy I am.
I'd prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices...with unlimited internet access, cupcakes and coffee.
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
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