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Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or sad. I just forgot to put eye makeup on this morning.
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
Sure Boss, I will add that to the pile of shit I ain't going to do today!
I started on a new diet… It’s called the I have $10 until Friday diet.
I'm too busy to tell people how busy I am.
The workday always goes fast, when you show up late!
Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait...I'm at work.
That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.
Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.
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