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Today is the:
World Contraception
Day
When everyone is
arguing about
something you
solved a long time
ago, but won't let
you talk...
Darling, It's not going to fuck
itself...
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday
Got your girl in the cut and she
choosey
Nothing brightens up
a room like your
absence.
I think Facebook is broken. I put
up a status and no one
"liked" it even
though I refreshed
it a few times.
No one showers and shaves
faster than a woman
who thinks she's
about to get laid.
Big or small? Pedigreed or
rescue? Enough! My dog is a part
of my soul. That's all you need to
know!
I dont always lose my phone...
...but when I do, it's
always on silent.
That moment when you give
someone advice, they don't
listen to you, then you
sit back and watch
everything you
predicted happen.
Nothing taste as good
as skinny feels.
Except pizza.
Or cake...
I'm having an "out of money"
experience!
