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All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me the latest swimming gear.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the mall.
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass.
Dad you've always been like a father to me.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
...and the cup for Mommy so she won't have to drink straight from her wine bottle.
Kids who come to my door dressed as mini hookers are getting a bible for Halloween.
I don't know Karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it!