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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Thanks for texting me after the
hurricane to see
if I died.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
Get me bike parts!
People say you never know what
you have until it's gone.
Well, I know what
I had and I'm glad
you're gone.
I was blessed with an awesome
personality, a great
ass, and a beautiful
face. It just wouldn't be
fair to the other girls if
God gave me big
boo...
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