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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
I'd prefer a job where I am politely
ignored and left to my own
devices...with unlimited
internet access,
cupcakes and
coffee.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should
automatically send an email to my
boss saying I'll be out sick.
Men expect us to look like
Victoria's secret models
after the fashion show.
Fine, now we expect
you to look like
the USA swim team
after th...
Darling, it was the best 30
seconds, ever. Really.
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