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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
You can't fix stupid...
But you can sure as
heck point and
laugh at it!
Thanks for spending your parent's
hard-earned
money on me.
I'm going to hell in every
religion!
The most fun things in life are
either immoral,
illegal or they
make you fat.
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