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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you have a problem with me
please write it nicely
on a piece of paper,
put it in an envelope,
fold it up and
shove it up
your ass.
I don't know Karate,
but I do know crazy,
and I'm not afraid
to use it!
I'd like to offer moral support but I
have questionable
morals.
When work feels overwhelming,
remember that you're going to
die.
