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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
Thanks. Your gift was absolutely
perfect for
someone who's
not me.
I want to spend all my 9 lives
with you.
Happy Valentine's Day
Of course I realize how
stupid I can be!
Haven't you
met my Ex?
Your gift was absolutely perfect
for someone who's
not me.
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