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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
I'm pretty sure God created
only 6 days, Monday
was definitely made
by Satan.
Thanks for your concern, but no,
I'm not sick, dying or sad.
I just forgot to put eye
makeup on this morning.
I would delete you off of my
Facebook friends list,
but then you wouldn't
be able to see all the
fun things I do
without you.
The workday always goes fast,
when you show up late!
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