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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
Googling your symptoms when
you don't feel well is
the most efficient way
to convince yourself
you're dying.
I’m exhausted after a long day of
not giving a fuck.
When I kill a spider,
I don't clean it up,
I leave it there so
the rest know not to
fuck with me.
All this bullshit made me strong
motherfucker.
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