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Here is to TV for giving me
something to talk about
when I'm not
watching TV. 
If you're sad about being alone on
Valentine's Day, just remember
nobody loves you on any other
day of the year either. 
As your best friend, I will always
be there for you. Until you post a
picture of me on Facebook I didn’t
approve. 
Oh honey I see right
through fake smiles
and fake kindness.
God didn't give me
a sixth sense for
nothing. 
After finishing a TV series my
existence has become
unbearable and I'm emotionally
unstable. 
I'm already going to Hell.
Now I'm just trying to
get a good spot! 
God promised men that good and
obedient wives would
be found in all corners
of the world. Then He
made the earth
round...and laughed
and l... 
I predict Breaking Bad will end
even more horrifically than most
of my relationship. 
I'm sick of all the Irish
stereotypes. As soon
as I finish this drink
I'm punching
someone. 
I can't stop drinking about you. 
