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Happy birthday, America!! I was going to get you a gift, but I had no money left after taxes.
We should celebrate this great nation of immigrants as soon as I see your proof of citizenship.
I used to think you took my breath away, then I realised I was just suffocating on your bullshit.
The 4th of July used to mean something. Now it's just a reminder for Walmart to put out Halloween decorations.
Just remember that fireworks looks even more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China. Happy 4th Of July!
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall
Fireworks always look better after you're drunk. Happy 4th of July!
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