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Happy birthday, America!! I was going to get you a gift, but I had no money left after taxes.
We should celebrate this great nation of immigrants as soon as I see your proof of citizenship.
This July 4th, let's celebrate our freedom to be trapped for five hours in horrifying standstill traffic.
I drink coffee for your protection.
I used to think you took my breath away, then I realised I was just suffocating on your bullshit.
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
Than God our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter.
If you serve me veggie burgers at your 4th of July BBQ I will slap you silly.
Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China. Happy 4th Of July!
Let's enjoy this 4th of July by eating foods that would terrify our forefathers.
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