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Let's enjoy this 4th of July by eating foods that would terrify our forefathers.
I used to think you took my breath away, then I realised I was just suffocating on your bullshit.
Just remember that fireworks looks even more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
If you serve me veggie burgers at your 4th of July BBQ I will slap you silly.
Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall
This July 4th, let's celebrate our freedom to be trapped for five hours in horrifying standstill traffic.
Sometimes I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver!
You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action everyday at Parker Hannifin.
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
I drink coffee for your protection.
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