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When I kill a spider, I don't clean it up, I leave it there so the rest know not to fuck with me.
I hate to spend money on shoes and purses, but the economy needs me.
It's always better to top off on muffin tits. Never on muffin tops.
If woman is bad in parking, it's only because she is constantly lied about what 8 inched is.
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Facebook is great for reminders! Every day it reminds of why I don't like people.
Let’s not put a label on what we’re doing, let’s just say it works until we both find someone better.
I already know I'm going to hell... At this point it's really go big or go home.
Tip: Someone who really loves and cares for you, will not isolate you from your family and friends.
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